HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow
NEVER forget to accessorize
well one of us is going to have to change
I really think
I’m winning this.
(Yoga pants do the trick)
HEY YO! ATTENTION ALL MY SHORT-SHORTS LOVING, THICK-THIGHED, CURVY KIN WHO HATE CHUB RUB
so you see that picture up there? its the best LUSH product ever, and I got that as a gift from a lovely friend for Hanukkah
and I usually use it on my clean sheets to make my bed feel silky and smell like jasmine, its great okay
ANYWAY today I had the brilliant idea to dust some of it between my thighs where they touch and YESSSSS GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD my thighs have been silky literally all day, and have not even began to chub rub
thats right: no chub rub
so whats its deal? well its some lovely coco butter-jasmine scented dusting powder that absorbs into your skin and leaves you all nice and silky and basically even though today was like 88 and humid my thighs did not stick to one another, it was heaven
so everyone who hates that GOD AWFUL rash you get from when your thighs chafe, GO BUY IT, REALLY. ITS A MIRACLE. AND I SMELL SO NICE.
and for those of you who don’t think this is completely amazing, forget you, my thighs are silky and smell like jasmine
I’m so pleased this is going around because its getting fucking hot out and this is important
I get asked about chub rub remedies a lot, so hopefully this is helpful for some of you :)
OMG THANK YOU I AM BUYING THIS ASAP
I get angry at life a lot. Because, ya know, life isn’t easy.
But I get seriously pissed off when life’s fuck overs happen to someone who doesn’t deserve it.
My best friend needs help. And it pisses me off to no end why someone would do this to him.
sex, pokemon, (hot)dick. i dont think this is accurate.
booty, gay fanfics, pokemon….
can’t say i approve of those dreads, but i’m envious of that grim bag
Manx Sheep skull, high five!
a) I don’t give two fucks what you think of my hairstyle; also you don’t know what you’re talking about;
b) It’s not a Manx sheep it’s a Jacob sheep get your fucking old world Ovidae straight you puerile little shits.
People who make cultural appropriation comments about white people with dreads are uneducated idiots. Saxons, Celts, Picts, Vikings and many other european cultures had dreadlocks centuries before rastafarian was invented. Not to mention several other races/cultures including native americans and egyptians also had dreadlocks. Plus im pretty sure no divine being came down and gave a copyright on dreadlocks or any other hairstyle to any specific group or race… also your hair looks amazing so who cares.
^ finally someone said it.
GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
That is so adorable.
*CACKLES* Should we tell them? Or just be indulgent and let the fantasy live on…?
Oh, this is just…sad. So, so many kinds of…sad.
And I miss the tartan skirts too.
You know how some people try to replicate past eras, wearing the fashion, collecting the old technology, etc? I just picture this one collecting mint condition Delia’s catalogs and “vintage” Snapple bottles and beepers..
ugh, the 90’s.
and tamagotchi! GOD. And they’re using diskman’s and trying to be cool. *skipskipskipskipskip* watching VHS tapes and fan subbed anime that was recorded when it was taped originally by someone in japan. X-men cover variants in holofoil. dial up modems. Friends and Seinfeld. doc martens and garage tapes of nirvana. NO FEAR shirts. Vans. Ladybugs and VW bugs on EVERYTHING. mood rings and crappy alien headed earrings.
Wide leg jeans and baby tees. Clompy boots and cute little floral dresses. Being excited about a 2mb digital camera. Video games with adorable pixel sprites. 3.5” floppy disks, and the short-lived Zip Disk. Glimmer smeared across your cheekbones. Internet providers charging by the minute. Making mix tapes by actually sitting with a dubbing deck. Empire Records.
Ha ha, right. Idyllic.